dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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