I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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