that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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