I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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