and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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