Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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