My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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