Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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