Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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