I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I think people are normalizing furries
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