i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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