we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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