If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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