But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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