so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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