haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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