Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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