period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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