Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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