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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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