We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I cut my penus on the lid.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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