Your dad touched me again.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
