do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
In America we eat man semen.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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