Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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