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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay

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(318): View more from Louisiana

All of his creepy stalker friends want you too

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(510): View more from California

my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.

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(904): View more from Florida

Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.

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(281): View more from Texas

I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.

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