Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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