thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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