we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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