my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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