This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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