New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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