so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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