This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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