Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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