are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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