Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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