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(732): View more from New Jersey

note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better

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(281): View more from Texas

I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.

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(443): View more from Maryland

When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite

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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?

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(954): View more from Florida

These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.

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Marco

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Polo

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?

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(813): View more from Florida

Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.

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