My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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