I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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