I want to make a zoo with you.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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