I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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