If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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