dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I see more hoeing in ur future
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
