yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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