Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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