What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
