ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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