So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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