on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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