Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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