Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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