she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize