just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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