is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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